| Series | A |
| Winner(s) | John Sessions |
| Airdate | Dec. 23, 2003 |
| Rank (Among All Episodes) | 11 |
| Mean Panelist Score | 8.5 |
| Median Panelist Score | 6 |
| Mode Panelist Score(s) | All |
| Total Combined Points | 34 |
| Panelist | Points | Won |
|---|---|---|
| Sean Lock | 7 | |
| Phill Jupitus | 5 | |
| Alan Davies | -6 | |
| John Sessions | 28 | ✔ |